yeah, we don't understand. the wings losing for guys is like girls finding objects in their body..just weird and sad
And that's when he stuck his finger up his own ass to prove it would feel good...
Mom is telling us about the time she drank her own breast milk. Help.
dude they had a "sorry for partying" wall in their house which consisted if all the hospital bills, tickets, detox receipts and court orders they've gotten. The ENTIRE wall was covered.
I feel like I need to get rid of the black eyeliner, glitter, and tequila breath before I to that world poverty conference..
i think i left a case of beer in your dryer
i drank out of a bidet.
you also choked him out with your legs on the kitchen floor..
We're attempting to get a tally of how may people puked last night...Please respond with your vomit status.
stumbled upon a picture of an owl staring me in the face. i almost offered him a bong hit.
I am too young to be this hungover
Is this your way of saying you want a sober 19th?
Hangover or death. Death. I'll have a slice of death please.
I may have tried to encourage people to play a new game I invented last night. I called it Super Quarters. Like regular quarters, only using an AA medallion.
Just got a ride from a stranger while walking a mile home as it hailed with no coat. He asked me if I smoked, then said he just made some potent cookies and I could have one.
The cookie was what I originally wanted to tell you. Always say yes to drugs from strangers
He interrupted me giving him head to ask if I were hungry, because he wanted to eat pizza. Wtf.
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