Asian chick on skype stripping for me. Hold on give few min
we couldn't afford a big pool so we bought 2 kiddie pools and put the inflatable beer pong table inbetween. get over here. now.
she was sobbing drunk in the backseat about her dead cat and how the guy in the front seat didn't want to hook up with her
I'm honestly too sad to drink and hang out with strippers. This breakup sucks.
My friend just ordered a beer and poured it on the floor in celebration of open bar night
i just unblacked out cuddled in a pita pit booth with ten dollars rubberbanded to my hand.
Did I really just find a cheez- it box full of condoms in your room?
Someday. I cant very well invite myself to his dorm room. And I'm 28. The excuses to be drunk and running into him at uconn are rather slim. Although I'm working on it.
Cover your phone. Photos of streaking frat guys incoming.
I've hit an all time low I just sent a boob pict to fat Randall the one I gave a partial bj to a year a a half ago
I guess "Ass Fun Friday" is not a thing no matter how many times I say it or bring it up in conversation...
You walked in wearing nothing but a beekeeper mask
My mute roommate is using sign language to ask a guy to fuck her.
final thoughts: i just want someone into choking me out, weed and anime
Oh fuck, I'm officially a cougar..he's got the same name as my grandson
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