She looks like Robin Williams dressed as a frog.
i am watching brooke knows best right now and hulk is totally dating his daughter's look a like. it is gross and disturbing.
the most pressuring question is, why are you watching brooke knows best?.
then i got kicked out of the bar for trying to pay my $30 bar tab in sacajawea dollar coins
it's just like freshman year of high school, with more drugs
5 Four Lokos being cheaper than a case should be illegal.
She tried catching cigarette ashes on her tongue like snowflakes.
eat the baked goods on the counter at your own risk... i made them while i was angry and drunk so they most likely have pubes in them
A guy at one of our big accounts just said you probably dont remember meeting me saturday night ps you were right about those two girls being lesbian
I need to ask my mom where the drain cleaner is, but I'm afraid she'll ask why and the answer to that will just be "cum."
It's not so much that I'm giving her money because I threw up on her floor. It's more like I'm paying her to never ever mention it again.
There are two guys dressed like Spartans from 300 at this bar and they're making out and I needed you to know this
I tell you, MacGyver never had to put up with people shitting themselves while he worked...
The bad news is that I stole all your drugs. The good news is that ITS KICKING IN!
I just opened a pickle jar stoned as fuck. I clapped for myself. I feel like wonder woman.
Yeah I'm just gonna stay here and spread my horniness to the world.
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