Sorry, I don't speak sober.
Some dude at the gas station right now is buying a 30 rack of beast and a can of cat food. Happy Thanksgiving.
You left half a beer on someones car and claimed it was a second day of hanakuh gift
I bet they don't have a scenario slide on how to deal with a suggested three way with counsel during harassment training.
There's half of a squirrel in the bathtub - i figured you'd be the one to go to.
There is too much vodka and too much dick.
Scored tix to flower show. Do we want to go drunk on Saturday or hungover on Sunday? Only two options.
for once, the $56 i am about to pay for plan b was actually worth the sex.
Solid teamwork gives us a good shout of both bringing home trophy cougs
For sure. Gotta go. Building an igloo.
So when the drug raid cops tell you, you should get out of the relationship, it probably means its time.
I think it's getting serious, we started a jigsaw puzzle together.
You're not gonna like every guy whose dick I put in my mouth
long story short, the bouquet was used as a sacrificial torch
I will not go because I am a man of my word and of my penis.
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