These people need to leave so I can have rum and Doritos at work like every other American.
I heard that if you win you get to have sex with me. You guys really need to stop wagering my vagina.
There is a newly found video on my phone of me following you to the bathroom to watch you throw up. sorry I didn't hold your hair
I just saw a girl on crutches doing a walk of shame. She is either super dedicated, or her night didn't go as planned.
It's total crap. On a side note I watched a porn of 4 guys wrestling in chocolate then messing around with each other. It was like a dream come true
We had to leave. Dave knocked a dude out for saying yolo.
Hon, I found you crying into a bathrobe in the back of a closet with a broken shoerack.
how many people can say they bit their tattoo off?
I should start prefacing bondage with girls saying "I know you've read 50 Shades, but there is a 33% you're gonna freakout and go home, while I jerk it alone"
I feel like I would find myself in so much trouble if I hadn't married my DD.
I feel very compelled to cut off the person's ears that is sitting in front of me
Hahaha idk what's worse your life or my hangover.
You should just construct a mini-city, actually. Then destroy, photograph and post. Who could turn down a dick that conquered a whole city? Craigslist personals wont know what hit it.
I'm on the Coaster ride of shame, currently sitting across two nice old ladies smelling like condoms.
Executive decision.... we are cuddling naked
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