Its not drinking alone if you got Tiger on the Wii.
is it bad if i hope guys are like edward cullen and can read my mind. i could be a whore in disguise.
If its called oral, why is it so hard to talk?
the cool security guard showed me the video clip of how i sat criss-cross-applesauce on the elevator for 20 minutes last night
You're being dramatic. You can calm down, or you can piss off. Either way, I ate your burrito.
we found you outside the hotel room sleeping with a note next to you that said " we made sure you were comfortable, hope your friends come back soon"
I don't know, But i remember him licking ecstasy off my boobs and my boyfriend cheering him on
i will trade you pizza and a blowjob for a fifth of vodka.
do i get to eat the pizza while you give me the blowjob?
Bad news: I found out that girl you want has a boyfriend. Good news: she'll probably cheat on him with you. Better news: after seeing the way she treats him, that's the most interaction you're going to want with her anyway. Trust me.
Hahaha I don't remember taking it away. But no one should have a sledgehammer at a party. NO ONE.
Sorry bud. Having a shitty day because the GF broke up with my wife and I. We really liked her too
It's getting harder and harder to fake orgasms as I get older.
I just bought a bottle of lube for my car.
I did way too many drugs this past week for having a broken nose #commitment
Ya it was crazy the power went just as she was about orgasm and the vibrator got fried with the power surge
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