Well, I'm a guy so I don't have one, but if its anything like the inside of my nose, yes, vodka would burn.
she's not going to take you seriously with an empty 40 and a sombrero on your head.
i can't believe you were mixing vodka with green tea last night and enjoying it.
i should bottle and sell it. my slogan could be "green tea vodka. antioxidating while intoxiacting. your liver will thank you. "
Just threw up at the bar from the heat. Fun change of pace.
we sixty- nined on a tennis court.. not even drunk. you say insane. i say creative genius.
Just found a picture of me licking the bouncers ear last night
I lost a little respect for your boyfriend when I learned that he has a scar from a Cheerio.
I'm sorry and I love you. One day we're going to live in a whore mansion with our babies and make boys cry.
And now thanks to shrooms we all got a terrifying glimpse of what goes on in his head. I will not say I didn't see it coming when it turns out he made a suit out of people's skin
There was a group of girls next to us. One was smiling at me. I only remember walking up and saying "oh you're Russian". Not sure where it went from there
Took pain meds with RumChata this morning. It's like morning milk but better
I rode home in a shopping cart so there's that. MVP to the guy that pushed it.
The fact that you got a stranger guy to buy you a pizza off tinder makes me feel amazing
Im at a south american orphan benefit auction drinking stoli in a coffee mug, this is what my life has become, thanks a lot community college
I was actually kind of excited. I mean, how many people can say they've been question by the CIA?
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