5 out of the 6 of them cut their hands while trying to shot gun the beer, I had never seen balls attached to such patheticness
i robbed the continental breakfast last night
Every time I get scared about the fact that I'm falling for him I remember that he juggles and is hung like a mastadon and everything is a-ok.
I just realized that there are baby oil soaked hand prints on the wall over my bed. Last night was a good night.
He turned down jacuzzi sex. He cares more about my vagina than i do.
Skip school. Seven hour blow job Plus Disney movies. Day of champions
Apparently he took me home and I pulled up my senior pictures on fbook and made him guess what I was thinking during each different pose.
HE GAVE ME ONE OF HIS BEERS.
YOU'RE THE CHOSEN ONE.
what the hell is that chicken wire thing she's holding?
An artistic expression of her stupidity.
It's not too terrible. You just got a little naked and broke your arm.
Bitch how dare you drink my dos equis
If your talking about a poncho I WANT ONE
like sometimes I wish I was allergic to latex so I wouldn't have sex with so many people..
I am mildly hung over. Decided pants are very unnecessary right now.
Fucker was flying a Bruins flag. He can pick up the dog's poop himself.
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