love how google fills in search terms for you, today for example, i ran a query for "why do girls get t"
and google finished it w/ "ramp stamps."
I felt less weird knowing others had searched this before me.
remember when you told me, jokingly, to not get jizz on your shirt that i borrowed last night?
Your sister thinks she pees out of her clit. Did you have Sex Ed or Sunday School growing up?
I just hope this isn't happening Final Destination style
Travis Barker would totally be Devon Sawa in this scenario
It's all fun and games until the last slice of pizza gets bong water spilled on it.
He was drunk at Denny's at 5 am saying how Dear John was the worst movie he has ever seen... eyes filled with tears.
The only thing that makes me want to stop the affair is that I am the Monica Lewinksy in this triangle.
I just really need to get the matching flask to go with my pill box. Is this another step towards rock bottom?
I was so high I told him we should rub faces and pretend to be wombats. He was surprisingly enthusiastic about it.
no. i discovered the *exact* amount of drugs i need to do to understand calculus.
See? I told you no boy in roller skates could be entirely straight.
LIKE ALL I WANT TO CURE MY HANGOVER IS PORKROLL AND LIKE 85% OF THIS COUNTRY DOESN'T KNOW WHAT IT IS
The moral of the story is this:the last shot of the night is always a mistake
Was cussing out our DD when one of the strippers takes him backstage. WTF
They call him magic hands is all I know.
Somethings are best left a mystery
Want to go to Victoria’s Secret? His fiancée is out of town and I’m going to try and stop the wedding with lingerie and lots adventurous sex
Absolutely! I love a good sexual filibuster!
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