People are allowed to visit it's just they can't be from Germany and have to wear masks.
I wish they made portable blow up dolls for girls.
It's called a dildo, genius. Go to sleep.
it's like doing a sit-up... but, you're inside someone
you started putting condoms on anything with a point, then you were yelling at the lamp for using your last condom...
Still can't decide which I'm more disappointed about: the blow job I gave him or the donuts I ate after.
I spiked my fruit smoothie. Taking bikini season diet to a whole new level
it wasn't a normal cookie, i figured that out 45 minutes into my exam
Mom brought home a 36 pack of Smirnoff and was all "ring any bells?" and then winked. I'm scared. What does she know?
My mom just told me my dad shaves his pubes while drunk and I don't know how to feel anymore.
I got blood in my smoothie but it still tastes ok. Fuck glenfiddich.
My boyfriend told me that I said I wanted to "feast on her vagina"... Glad I don't remember.
I know he's married but I don't know how else to show sympathy! Nudes are my only emotional currency.
He's so sweet...I can't see him enjoying that I got injured during sex.
You need to get a passport so we can carry our bad decisions over the border
i dunno but you just looked at him said "youre making me really wet" and straight pissed your pants
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