I just realized I haven't had steady access to a woman's body since I was breastfeeding.
we dont know what were doing after yet. first up we have 90 beers and a party kit and fun hats.
just threw up in the bus full of other international students just outside of boulder, just keeping the aussie reputation alive
Its like I was sleeping with a kid. His gum fell into my hair while sleeping and he just wanted to cuddle.
You pulled the fire alarm because you had to shit and there was someone in the bathroom. you said you needed privacy
seeing two hook-ups in tagged in the same picture will send chills down anyone's spine.
Midnight run for medical supplies ended several hours later with a lapdance to the Braveheart soundtrack.
Yeah. Let's save our goodbyes for when I'm obnoxiously and embarrassingly drunk and more than likely naked.
BECAUSE THIS IS AMERICA AND DONUTS AND TITTIES AND ALCOHOL IS WHAT THIS COUNTRY WAS FOUNDED ON
I would do everything over again, except the fireball.
Exactly best part of my night he took of his shirt and surprise traveler fanny pack
Right now you and beer are my only friends.
Then he asked if he could pee on me and things really went downhill
I sucked his dick by a creek, how romantic.
The only food I have to eat is weed gummies and magic mushrooms... This is peak 34
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