dude, you're never picky with who you hook up with, have a little dignity
nah man, chicks are like pokemon, gotta catch \'em all
I'm pretty sure there's seven mailboxes in the bathtub...
well my dad not being home definitely made it less awkward to walk in carrying the bra I left wearing.
While you were puking in the ocean I was rubbing your back saying "Just give it back to Mother Earth".
Our logic class started an hour ago, I walked out and found my sister drunk, sitting down, eating m&ms, afraid to walk in... I want her life
theres pictures of him knuckle deep in her, both of them thumbs up and cheesin. someone should take her kid away
I cant be sure, but i think ive been drunk in this church before.
Just found a g string in our driveway, wtf happened this weekend?
I did what any insensitive guy would do bought her friends shots and tried to fuck them
Things were easy when he was just a penis. Now he's a penis with feelings.
There are panties and mini bottles of Fireball in my purse. Except for the broken toe incident, I'd say last night was probably a success.
is one penis in the hand worth one better nicer penis in the manscaped bush?
The moment when you and your BFF compare frequently used emojis and realize you have similar mental disorders and a really weak alibi.
Got a blowjob while watching James Bond's "Octopussy." My 13 year old self would be so proud
I’d say they were worth it. He screamed “your tits are fanfuckingtastic!”while he was cumming
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