when we were having sex and i started crying and telling you i missed you..why couldnt you stop and tell me how you felt or make me feel better?you kept going...
If Bret Micheals dies..will VH1 have to go off the air?
Actions speak louder than pants.
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i loe djcudia fjxos rue.
You're really doing everyone a disservice by wearing pants all the time.
He shit in a sock dude, you can't come back from that
Tried to make out with a statue, turns out it was a person.
My homemade mace ate through its aluminum container. I make awesome mace.
I am just glad I was home to catch most of it, cause it smells BAD.
I'm not a scientist but that could be because it's homemade mace. That is however just a hypothesis
just passed my midterm while getting a blow job. i love going to school online
did you just describe your masturbation session as "rad af??"
Helped a guy at work today that did nothing but stare at my chest....safe to say the Girls were looking G.O.O.D. today.
RAAAAAAAAWWWWRRRRRR
THATS ME HOWLING MY ENJOYMENT OF THE THINGS WE CAN DO WHILE GETTING DRUNK
Just got back from a Walmart run. The music went straight from Kid Rock to John Phillip Souza. If that doesn't scream 'MURICA I don't know what will. Happy 4th!
he ended the message XOXO, who the fuck does he think he is GossipGirl.
Drunk. Send nudes. Just curious.
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