when does round two start
I don't know, I gave up bartenders for lent
the vacuum is drunk
what?
i spilled my drink and tried to vacuum it and now the vacuum is drunk
you took him to the bathroom with you to pee and told him he had to hold your hand..but he couldn't turn on the lights because you didnt want him to hear you peeing..and still got laid. i wish i had your life.
The last thing i remember was high fiving everyone on the planet.
Remember that amazing deer? You peed next to that dear..
i think the penis that was inside of me changed my life
Ya, found out why there were rat traps in my bed. Guess I pissed in Sams room so he went to the store and got them and put them on my bed and put tabasco in his humidifier and put it in my room
Some guy in lab is humming along to a Sara Barrilles song. Or maybe I'm just hearing the song echoing in his huge, gaping vagina.
sorry like um she made me hold her puke bag while she peed in front of me is that better
I used the hope and guess method to figure out who I slept with last night.
Sorry man, but I'd rather do drugs with strangers than watch sports with you. It's not personal, drugs always beat sports.
I mean I puked all over three separate towns last night and I still think you're the one who should reevaluate their life.
Thanks for letting me pee on your bed and cry about nothing to you. You're a real friend
let’s face it, me joining a co-ed soccer league is like, 33% motivated by my crotch seeking a healthy outlet
I yelled at your uterus for you.
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