just saw my sister at the strip club... dont think she's "taking a night class over the summer"
In Canada she would be a 10 but here in America she's only a 7
Just got a event reminder on my phone to never party with you again.
when i tried to put the condom on he started screaming about how he didn't want his groceries bagged
I dunno, but she kept buying me shots and asking me to go places with her. oh btw we're signed up to go bungee jumping Saturday
Yeah got a self inflicted broken nose.
Sorry about that whole "setting your deck on fire" thing.
and now i get to think about how i fulfill a gay man's harry potter fantasy. thanks for that
WHY AM I THE ONLY ONE CONCERNED ABOUT THE SEAGULL IN THE OVEN
Bought asot tix too. After Saturday I'm gonna be reborn like Jesus and no drugs until edc
According to facebook, I opened up a can of whupass on some douche who poured all the vodka on the ground.
You called the wrong number but I salute you.
I've grown it out to 70s proportions. I'm calling it my chastity pelt.
Please tell me that all of the things I remember doing last night didn't really happen. Please.
The magician guy on probation is here at the bar. I'm gonna get him to show me a trick
Would it be totally wrong, that in honor of princess leias death, I role played as her??
Randomize
