Turns out "bordello" doesn't mean what I thought it did.
yo dude i was totally schwabbin last night.
what does that even mean?
you ever see those charles schwabb commercials, where the people are like half cartoon half real.... well yeah i saw that in real life.
you sent me 45 texts saying "meow?"
did i?
Don't use my boy Weezy to support your whoreish tendencies.
I don't want to have to wonder if I'm draining my pasta in the same side of the sink you pissed in
needless to say, I hope she has to get an abortion again
i find it sad that i can no longer sit in the back of class for fear that someone will fart into the heater again.
lets make a pact to never make a pregnancy pact
He was wearing a Knicks jersey I had to go home with him. it was a rough season.
my momz letting me make the christmas card in photoshop
so that means christmas in space?
imma make our dead cats ghosts like obi wan kenobi
My pubes were yanked out by the root when they got caught in the condom. I think it's time for a bikini wax.
Just threw up in front of the Boy Scouts on my base. Welcome to the Navy kids.
But that's fine. Because I am an independent woman who is going to pull some jane Goodall shit and save the world one day......or be a porn star......either way they are going to wish they had fucked me.
I'll only sleep there if we can bone on your balcony.
Dude, you spit in your shirt pocket saying "I'm saving it for later" then dove head first into the pyramid of beer cans we set up.
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