Wow that girl who lives a couple houses down is going out wearing butterfly wings a skirt and fishnets
I just added her as a friend on Facebook. I met her 5 minutes ago and there are already more than 50 pics of me uploaded... from other nights.
Either way, he made a blog for his cat.
Congrats on having the best tasting nipple at the bar last night.
and then you started talkingabout how you wish birth control was disspensed as a candy necklace
You sprinted into the side of a parked car
So I found out me and this guy I was drinking beer with tonight both got lactated on by the same stripper. We're milk brothers.
Saw a girl outside my apartment shotgun a bud light, then a red bull, get in her Tahoe, and drive 4 people away. Gotta love thirsty Thursday.
I've literally NEVER been on a date or gotten through one episode of netflix without having sex like I JUST WANT TO WATCH TRUE DETECTIVE
Why do I have a wristband from the birthing center at the University of Maryland hospital....
He didn't have much of a personality. But I had like 100 orgasms, so that's cool.
If I could drink as much and have the amount of sex he has at his age, well I'd probably be dead
All the doctor said was why
FYI brushing your teeth & taking off your makeup does not erase the shame from the night before
i fucked his best friend. once right next door to him. i'm pretty sure that could be called sweet revenge.
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