singing on the bus should be illegal
huh?
There's a group of like 8 white people in the back of the bus harmonizing to sugar we're going down
just left the emergency room. condom extraction.
she was licking his armpits.
asian porn is just fucking weird. End of story.
just peed in the tub. didnt notice the passed out drunk guys there until a minute in
she's walking down the hall in a thong and one flip flop and one ugg
Dude, you need to come clean your dates vomit off the ceiling. What in the hell were you guys doing?!
So it looks like you may be an uncle real soon. Don't ask how I feel about it and don't text me back.
WHY IS EVERY MAN IN THIS CITY GAY? IS IT SO BAD TO WANT TO BE TREATED LIKE A PIECE OF SHIT BY A REALLY HOT STRAIGHT MAN FOR A NIGHT?
Romantic bubble bath turned into splash war. We can't be adults about anything.
I remember now some guy came over and hit on me and poured peppermint schnapps and chocolate syrup in my mouth. Pretty sure he was dressed like Santa....
Welp, I can cross "making out with a guy in a dress" off my bucket list...
We may not see eye-to-eye on much, but I'm definitely willing to let you see eye-to-vagina again.
Why did I wake up naked with a leg cramp and and extra $550 in my wallet?
one nice thing about being home: no walks of shame, just drives of shame
While finding our clothes afterwards he says..."So do we like have to talk after this?"
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