Holy wow, I found all the old poems u wrote me back when we were in looooooooove...just sort of wild to look back on, thought u'd like that
How many pudding cups do I have to eat for it to count as dinner?
4.
is not sure whether or not everyone at the club last night calling me a-easy is a good thing?
You're the 8th person from last night to text me this morning and ask if I'm ok.
No, i know about the eggs and penis, the oh wow was for the fire
See this is what happens when we don't have sex everyday
I feel like I just need to fuck him after all his effort. like a "hey man good try" like those kids who get last place and still get a trophy.
gave him road head on the way to his grandparents house. purposely didn't let him finish, the sexual tension over turkey was indescribable.
Regular drunk falling on flat ground did not prepare me for drunk falling into a pile of firewood.
the good news is that even if it's Alex's, I can still say it's Colin's, because the kid will come out ginger anyway!
who knew there'd be a plus side to your ginger fetish one day?
I just quoted part of the Pokemon theme song in a sext... And it worked
He played Harry Potter Fan Fiction videos to get me in the mood. He might be the one.
Well now you know... If you can get over the awkward... The dick is 10 min away.
A girl showed up in my tinder and I have it set to only men... I super liked her because I need a lesbian experience
Want to sleep. Also want to see Alex on MDMA doing really stupid shit. Choices...
Randomize
