If immigrants and dwarves find love, why can't I?
Yes but life is bad with poopy sheets
shes the only person ive ever met that could make "i don't swallow" sound sexy
Who topped off the "random beer mix" beer bong with a pinch of pepper?? All you could taste was busch and pepper...
Blew a line and having a jolly rancher... the day is looking up.
A drunk hobo just gave me a fist bump. Because I know what a womb is.
Its not chugging if its just one gulp
See,its just the last time this situation happened I ended up hiding in a closet on my birthday
I just smoked a joint and ate a sandwich while watching someone get arrested. Bonnaroo is a silly place.
you should never start the day with a boob text. It can only go downhill from there
They're letting me in by good graces, I can't show up with a fist full of dildos
THAT HOSPITAL MADE ME REALIZE THAT I'M BISEXUAL
just so you know they found you begging for money at the L station. What the fuck did you drink last night?
i may have just googled 'is philly rioting right now'
It's not just going to appear. A lot of blood, sweat, tears, and leg work went into finding a cock that amazing!
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