Tell LD happy birthday and party like it's $19.99
Recession joke.
Sponge bath it is.
Well, emily woke up in Hoboken, cati woke up in jersey city, and i woke up in brooklyn....and our hotel room we rented in the city remained empty. Best birthday yet.
at FSU your more likely to get an STD than a parking spot
so id say it was a successful trip...i only got hit on by one cousin...
So she just apologized to the fire extinguisher.
Haha that's why you never name the penis. Its like a pet, once named you will most likely get attached.
yep you were here saturday. if you woke up smelling like vanilla i can explain.
it is a dangerous dangerous place where morals and dignity go to die and all your fantasies about men become reality.
We dug deep emotionally while eating cereal
No more weed for you
You can't say "my boobs are wonderful" and not expect my drunken subconscious to focus on wanting to see them. Btw-can I see them?
no it was
but you compared your dick to a female disney character
In case I die. I'm in ares truck with a bartender named Dave from chuys. JUST IN CASE. And let the people know my last words were suck my dick. My like literally.
First you stole a hockey stick out of the nieghbors yard and claimed you were moses leading his children home. Then you led us around the same block twice before I called the cab
She kept telling me that it pissed her off that i expect people to make out with me...then she made out with me. Win?
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