Bts the comment you were making during that picture was "look we have penises"
Facebook is used to stalk your friends, Twitter is used to stalk celebritie=s, and Myspace is used to stalk underaged girls. Everything else is porn. T=he Internet in a nutshell.
How much explanation does bbqsexapalooza need?
He referred to his cock as "The cock" like it was third party or something.
Last night I was just holding this kitten up to my face for like ten minutes telling it that it couldn't be real
The feeling are messing with the penis
Apparently I showed all your grooms men my vagina to prove I did not have underwear on. Awesome
tell me you did not just describe yourself as "hot and bothered"
yeah well, its not like my astrogynecology class is teaching me what i need to know
im almost 90% sure there is no such thing as astrogynecology.
He texted me at 3am that you cut your hand at the bar and were bleeding all over.
I woke up to a text thinking you bled out at a bar, turns out you got your butthole licked.
I felt like the hulk waking up from a black out except with munchies
He told me he wished he could shrink down to a small size so he could live inside my cleavage
When the hubs wants to wear his training mask during sex and pretend to be Bane you just go with it.
So I figured out why that guy from Tinder stopped messaging me back. He got married.
Fuck. I did it again. I plugged in my toaster and walked away thinking it needed to preheat. I am dumb.
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