can't come. weird drunk guy passed out on couch. long story, tell u later.
wtf. wake him up, call him a cab, get over here!
i just want to make sure he doesn't die. or rob me. plus it's facinating, he's faceplant on the arm of my sofa.
I dont need to watch it. And stop comparing your life to Entourage.
OMFG, I'm seriously about to get fairly unpolite with this guy.
Wow. I bet he's shakin' in his boots.
FIrst one done
How did it go?
I dunno I taled about women being treated wrong and quoted Ice T. So probably a "c"
He wasn't eating out, he was performing a hysterectomy without a license....should I be worried about my future family?
Just hook me up with your dad already stop being selfish
You yelled "hold my dick" before you tackled the guy away from the dj and two random girls moved to actually hold it, then argued about it. I want that whore aura!
Quick question: how do I take a nice picture of my ass? I'm asking you because I figure with an ass like yours you're probably experienced.
My boobs love her too. She makes them feel important even though they're small
I'm about to get my nails done. Would the polish name "meet me at the altar" be too straight forward for a first date?
I need someone to play with my boobs. Even platonically. I just need a good groping
It's cuz all she eats is salt lick, human souls, and fast food
At dinner her sister yelled "he fucked me AND mom!! Up your standards hoe!!" Safe to say I ruined that family
Just landed in Atlanta. Still drunk. I can't feel my face
He just compared fucking my vagina to a snow flake falling on his forehead: gentle.... I'm not sure if that's a compliment or not.
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