I want to bang chis in dee ass burt he be hating on me times two. Me be tryin ti love onu
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I couldnt find her vag and just started laughing uncontrollably. She was not pleased. Neither was i.
Have you ever seen a midget fist pump? BEST. THING. EVERRRRR.
She's like the little sister I never had ... except for the fact we're having sex.
He won't let me have sex with him, but feels bad if I won't let him get me off. It is the weirdest, best, most confusing pseudo relationship I've been in.
I don't know what you're talking about. I just drank beer out of my own bellybutton by doing a backbend and letting it run down my body.
The front desk girl just had that condescending welcome-home-from-your-walk-of-shame face on
It was probably because you set your bra on the couter while you found your ID...
If he thinks that that is an acceptable way to ask me out he is out his goddamn ginger mindddddd.
well he somehow got his hand stuck in some bike spokes trying to reach for a blunt he dropped and that's NOT the reason he's in the hospital...?
I seriously think I may just have to live here. In this bed. Naked.
I just remember lots of butts and something about ranch dressing.
Interesting. All i can really say is humanoid shaped doritos bags melting very slowly
He stopped mid thrust ... To check snap chat .. From his roomie
Not even a manhunt keeps my brother and his friends from the bars
Get your dick back in here. On Saturdays, you're not allowed to leave my bed unless it's to make me bacon or coffee.
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