Do you ever make guys send you dick pictures just cause it's hilarious?
She just messaged me 19 sad faces.
So High I just made Cadbury Coffee. I don't know what it is yet, but it involves Cadbury Eggs and coffee.
I'm going to leave the fate of whether I go to my midterms up to my dealer hitting me up or not
...that's why he's not doing anything with his life except breeding geckos
We name dropped you at the liquor store and got a ten percent discount!
i'm using salt from the free peanuts to stop the bleeding.
Do your friends by chance have our inflatable deer head?
Nevermind, it's in the dryer.
you can't tell me you didn't shit your pants I saw them in the trash can by the bathroom.
I have a 16 minute video of you talking about your life. We are calling it your Anthology sponsored by Steel Reserve
He's under the table sobbing because he doesn't live in a taco if you ever get him this high again I will stab you
Two chicks walked outta his room and all he did was beat his chest like LeBron and yell, "And 1!"
Owwww. A manager/ employee sex scandal that DOES NOT involve me! SCORE!!!
FUCK. EVERYONE MAKE MY CONTACT NAME DADDY ISSUES
Currently rolling a blunt in the bathroom of Planned Parenthood
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