Bc you can definitely buy condoms if ur a 14 year old girl
Gayer than 8 guys blowing 9 guys
wow, that really makes you stop and think.
Maybe you should have studied instead of worrying about who is going to have sex with you
It's mornings like this that make me happy to have a clean pair of underwear in my purse.
Highlight of the day: realizing the man in the car next to mine was getting road head... at 2:45pm... nicely done sir, nicely done.
90 persent of me said don't pee on that fake plant. Buyt i did
Woke up handcuffed to a half gallon of beam. Yep. This is my life.
He puked on the grill while the burgers were on. We had to go to taco bell
Living room floor. I asked him to give me a back rub. He did. And smoothly transitioned that to foreplay, then basically threw me on the floor. My vagina hurts. He deserves another Christmas present.
I find it weird that you'll let me in your vagina, but not your house
I was eating leftover taco bell in bed at 3 in the afternoon. I can't throw any stones
omg so there's this guy on the roof and he just stripped for no reason and now i think he's making out on the rooftop with some other guy? who are these people
If I don't get struck by a lightning bolt from God by midnight it will be a Christmas miracle.
If I stopped mid-sex because the guy was hung like a light switch, it doesn't count, does it? Like the five second rule.
Sorry 4 always trying to rope you into my sexual exploits
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