remind me to tell you what i found stuck to me this morning
Just used the D.E.N.N.I.S system successfully.
Um, I don't really remember much about the event... and then I woke up on the metro..
hungover + watching bobsledding = i just puked
Apparently it costs $70 to clean vomit off the side of our apartment building.
We were gonna play Truth or Dare but like 10 minutes in we decided to get naked and play Dare or Get the fuck out.
did i paint my nails blue or do i need to make a trip to the ER?
We found a swing set....it's in the front yard.
I have yet found the courage to put pants on. No judgement thursday led to no shower friday and now no pants saturday. God i miss college.
After you verbally abused the McDonalds employee for not making your fries fast enough, the fact that you woke up on a random lawn does not surprise me.
I sent him a picture of my boobs instead of saying good morning. I'm trying to tell him how I feel in a language he'll understand.
Girl re-adjusts bra, no one bats an eye. I re-adjust nuts, everyone stares.
We dated for a month and a half. he didn't like blow jobs. I honestly don't think he was human.
I am all the way hung over and want nothing more in this world than a McMuffin. Happy day after Thanksgiving.
I love that they love me even though I might not exsist, its kinda like Im God.
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