hes so high that he's convinced hes a duck. hes squating in the bathtub quacking. that was NOT JUST pot.
Playing the biology drinking game in my 8am. Drink everytime he says species or organism. I love st. Patricks day
No, the sea-green pills were klonopin, the bright blue ones are adderall. you're probably going to have to adjust your plans for the day.
I just won 10 dollars from out chugging the bar tender and I found out that the baby aint mine in the last hour. I don't even care if l get laid tonight any more.
i got iced as i was inside of her. i fucking hate my friends
But it was well worth it to see a man fly through the air in a beaver costume...
You really need to get over the whole "jail" thing. Its really not that bad.
I thought she was being abused so tried to go in at the sympathy angle, but the bruises were from pole dancing. I went in at all angles.
I FOUND AN AUSTRALIAN THEY CALL VOMMING 'RAINBOW SNEEZING' I'M NEVER LETTING HIM LEAVE EVER
Why are you awake at 6am and liking photos from rando Russian chicks on Instagram?
Just checked in with my friend who walked in on us. He thinks you two had a spiritual connection and he's bugging out
He was also rolling face on molly so his perception of divinity might be slightly off
Was i rolling around in a parking lot last night
OF COURSE I NEED TO KNOW I MUST KNOW EVERYTHING
YOU ARE NOT OMNIPOTENT AND YOU HAVE TO DEAL WITH THAT
I AM OMNIPOTENT AND YOU HAVE TO DEAL WITH THAT
I felt like a slutty ass cruella devil driving your old car, And I got in a fight with your wipers
I kinda just want to steal him and keep him forever
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