U know its gonna be a great day when the guy at the liquor store waves at u cause u walked by
ya ever know whats down there. always send some fingers in first to scout the situation. fingers are not used for pleasure. they're used for covert missions.
Yeah, it was all fun and games until I realized that it wasn't my tent, and I had no idea who those people were
that blow job was not worth the clinginess that will follow
Dude she has the ugliest blow job face ever.
She was our DD the least I could do is have sex with her. Even when drunk I'm still chivalrous.
I HAVE stop dating guys for their prescriptions, you have no idea how awkward family dinner was. Thank god for his xanax.
He is like the "hometown sweetheart", but a huge freak. Like "I'll come change your flat tire"....but then fuck you like an animal in the back seat.
Apparently there's nothing on sonza for "giving a handjob while sunbathing"
Also I've accepted I am not going to be a catch today. I look like a dead hooker and the remedial work is going to be patchy at best with the shakes I've got.
I'm torn between regretting everything and regretting nothing.
Thanks a lot dude. I'm grateful to you for your gift of pure piss.
You invited these random guys into your apartment that you met in the hallway...& then you started screaming at them to get out cause you didn't know who they were.
I think we might need a safe word for this...
I just had a morning three-some with marijuana and a detachable shower-head
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