Do you think there are girls out there that really do like small penis?
i totally forgot about the coupon that said i would show him how i pleasure myself.
I understand that I gave you a nose bleed with a cheeto last night and for that I apologize
We sold so many girl scout cookies when we were little. What went wrong?
Middle of vacation, he walked into an audition for a Broadway musical in a drunken stupor. I think he got the part.
Every time I walk onto campus my Saint Patrick's day scar starts to throb. I'm like a drunken accident prone Harry Potter
that's all we do, eat and hve sex, eat and have sex. he thinks it's bad and that we need to talk more or whatever but I'm just not seeing the problem...
She was into my hawaiian shirt and id never made out with a dinosaur... I feel like it worked out for everyone
It's getting harder and harder to fake orgasms as I get older.
I just sugar scrubbed my vagina. If I don't get laid tonight, me and the universe are gonna have some problems.
The impact your presence has on my vagina without even putting your hands on me is quite astonishing, impressive and a little disturbing.
I think he's like Cher he's going to live forever but not as scary looking
I have an ideal penis or slightly above ideal penis in every country that isn't ruined by the specter of communism
I am officially in a love triangle with my celebrity crush
Anyway, that's been my evening- crying and looking up diabetes symptoms. How was your night?
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