Oh KT! There was no tea in those Long Islands...
if someoen knew that someone accidentally drunkly kissed your boyfriend would you want them to tell you/?
followup question: what if both somones were me?
i think the cat found all the blow we lost...
So you actually don't remember giving head to the Neil Armstrong statue last night?
yea, their son has been arrested on more than one occassion, their daughter is pregnant and their other daughter graduated but she was adopted, so clearly genes are everything.
He appeared on my 7th floor fire escape and sang to me and jimmy through the window when we fucked. He's like a drunken mix of Sinatra and Spiderman.
only thing in my fruit bowl is 4 champagne corks and a jenga piece . Tuesday.
On the plus side, I got cel phone video of a major fox news host doing coke.
I CAN'T FUCK HIM OUTSIDE. THAT'S FOR PEASANTS. HE'S TOO FAMOUS FOR THAT.
We are in Florida for 3 days. The people in charge of shit brought: a waffle maker, a cheese grater and a SEWING MACHINE
AND NO VODKA
she wanted me to tie her up with my playstation charger cord. i kept on hoping she wasn't a squirter. those cords r expensive. could have def been a Sony commercial tho
Omg drank too much. Threw up in my Santa hat on the train and then of course it leaked all over me.
I'm driving to his house to eat chicken and hopefully have an orgasm
My hookup from last weekend apparently got arrested today... his roommate just tagged me on facebook asking for bail money.
Dude, she was there with her husband and I was there with my wife. Of course we banged in the bathroom.
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