Ok never mind. Thought i pooped my pants for a second. False alarm.
HE had a tribal tattoo tramp stamp, jasmine.
I can't believe all I ate yesterday was half a turkey sandwich and 20 finger licks of exctasy.
easter eggs filled with ecstasy. it's what jesus would do.
We'll probably be arrested for having a cheetah in our apartment anyway, so I say go for it.
In the middle of pouring my wine you asked me if I could hear your vibrator from my room.
I think my penis ruined a perfectly good friendship.
I'm not considering your visit a success until we've fucked every cock in the ethnic rainbow...between the four of us we should have it done by x-mas
It was literally 8 o'clock in the morning. His horniness knows no bounds.
The problem with drugs is that there's none in this hotel
The problem with drugs is that showing my boobs only gets so much of them
I truly wish I could say I pulled my groin straddling our cab driver but unfortunately I cannot
Rumor has it that you want to bring me soup in exchange for a blow job.
Stay calm. It's a titty bar. A ring of cocaine will protect you.
We have GOT to stop getting stoned and going out for expensive dinners.
You can cuddle me. Word on the street is my ass is ridiculous.
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