I dont abuse you, i just hit you while we have sex
you were calling yourself Ulickes S. Cunt.
I got my period while he was fingering me , I knew it because I never get that wet.
Did u at least say sorry?
The only comparison I have for the iPhone is that it's like youre constantly getting a blow job
you were on ground yelling about how close the floor was to your face.
Dude just read our convo. Apparently I was talking to you while I was naked. She wasn't happy about it.
If I had to give her an idea on what it means to be ur date I would compare it to being Ralph macchio's gf in the first karate kid... That's one of the coolest things I've ever said... I love drugs.
IM A DRUNK BIRTHDAY CLEOPATRA MESS. CELEBRATE THAT BITCH
i feel like my tongue has its own mouth, and that mouth just bit its tongue and is clenching its teeth.
Im pretty sure at one point a very high you yelled, with actual tears in your eyes, "im not wrestling with you anymore, you dont respect my safe word!!"
And literally 4loko margaritas are callin my name. They're like "Hey girl come on over here I'll make you forget about grades and boys and it'll be a good idea to send everyone 55 snapchats of your cleavage" ok
Don't talk to me about lonely until you're eating marshmallows for dinner in your underwear watching House of Cards for 12 hours straight. I hate all you couples
That was the night I passed out and someone threw chicken at me. SORRY I wasn't available to cockblock you from that Hispanic dude.
Every time our eyes meet, I silently summon him to my vagina.
I told my dad that he was in a band and he was all like " good job" and then he looked up the band and listened to their music and just went " oh have you disappointed me"
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