you definitely made a grilled cheese using your iron..
ya and it worked didnt it??
tried unsuccessfully for 10 minutes to do bong hits while wearing glow in the dark vampire fangs before realizing air was getting out of the sides of my mouth
Apparently she came home completely covered in mud, pretending to be a bird...and she still had more sex than any of us this weekend.
Well he has that kind of carefree attitude that comes from a big penis
Experimentation with dessert toppings followed by shower sex. Only logical progression bro.
What's the most polite way to say "Congrats on losing weight, but no one is happy your boobs got smaller."
He ripped off his socks and ran around the basement barefoot. His feet turned black. Then he chugged Parmesan cheese. He chugged dry cheese dude.
Pierced my own nipple last night, and yes everyone did go absolutely nuts
Btw he dated my mom. You're Eskimo siblings with my mom. Good job.
Met Dan at the park for lunch and the guy parked next to us was getting a BJ the entire time. Way to make me feel like an inadequate girlfriend, random park skank. All Dan got was a double cheeseburger and a large iced tea...
We are so blessed to to have nicely shaped vaginas
I thank god almighty everyday
Yes she was blowing me but I couldnt see her face. The only light was from the sparklers she asked me to hold. I love 4th of July.
Right when he asked me if I was on birth control my dad walked in. This is my fate.
Your vagina is like Nancy Drew lately.
She was shaving her legs in the neighbors pool when we found her.
Where'd she get the razor?
Not the point.
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