I just dont think you can meet a stranger after youve heard them cum through the walls though
just as they were cutting his pants off he made em stop & said "everyone knows about shrinkage right".
bad decision saturdays are such a good decision
Im down. Even tho your nick name intimidates my vagina.
Update: it wasn't just our driver. This ticket confirms that the Royal Oak PD also found our behavior on the party bus to be "Lewd and Indecent."
pretty sure the dicks i sucked were punishment enough
do you remember in the middle of fleeing from the cops you stopped in the middle of the road to make out with quail man?
We should. Taco Bell definitely gives me the shits though.
It's girls night. No shame, just febreeze
Today is National Blunt Day in the Great State of Me. Come ovah
I sense naked hashbrown eating in my near future.
And, omg, my eyelids are on fire. I think the internet let me down. :(
So... I may have accidentally just sat on a strip of a home waxing kit.. naked... Assistance is definitely needed....
YOU WAXED MY CAT YOU SICK FUCK
Somehow my life has turned in to drug deals at the bar, and illegally camping on a mountain because I have no where else to live.
If you survived your 72 hour masturbation marathon put on some pants and come over. My mom dropped off a lasagna.
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