Your brother just successfully got half the bar mostly naked
DOES ANYONE KNOW THE NINJA TURTLES
He thinks MY vagina is tight. That's saying something.
im celebrating the fact lent is over and i can give blow jobs again.
why is it ever time u get laid i end up having to clean something twice? you have no idea how hard it is to wash smugged ass cheeks off the counter
there not mine if that helps
It was like an alcohol war zone and you left a soldier behind.
Realistically anyone can come I don't care it's Boston what do I own boston? No. I just don't want people who are gonna give me "why are you doing that" kinda look when I take birthday shots out of my birthday babe shot glass necklace.
How was my weekend? I just blew my nose and a gram of coke fell out. My weekend was fantastic.
Ski vacations are for hooking up with randoms. It's like I don't even know you
Well that's my green light to bang ur brother. Its not real til its on fb
body shots are frowned upon at family weddings. i'll keep that in mind next time. maybe.
How will you ever teach your dogs to pee outside when the biggest puddle on your bedroom carpet is from you?
He has great stamina, he knows how to use his tongue, and he's hung like a goddamn Pegasus. I can overlook the man bun.
Ugh im hungover from last night, and to top it all off, I think someone jacked my laptop.
umm ya, so we found it in the oven wrapped in a pillow case this morning
I attempted to walk home at 5:30 this morning cuz i was mad at him cuz he didn't want to cuddle and didn't have pizza. I got 3 houses down n fell over.
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