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No, asshole. I'm not gay. But if I was I think I would do better than fucking Nick Lachey.
so i realized that everyone figured out i was a slut before i did. then i realized that no one felt like telling me. sometimes i think you just keep me around for entertainment.
you're right.
CAN CRIS ANGEL JUST LOOK NORMAL FOR ONCE?!
Just donated money to a kid for her softball team.
Obviously I'm trying to futher our next generation of lesbians. I may be hitting on her at the gay bar in ten years...
I just found out my favorite drunk show, Repo Men, is just reenactments. I can't express through words my disappointment.
you were crying while pretty ricky was playing, what did you want me to do
all 3 of us brought blondes home last night. all 3 are passed out. we're gonna switch rooms and see how long until one of them notices.
I have yet found the courage to put pants on. No judgement thursday led to no shower friday and now no pants saturday. God i miss college.
I sobered up in the middle of it, that I was hooking up with him in a rosemary bush. I woke up smelling like a pasta dish
Nothing like hearing "I found your pinky nail" before you even noticed it was missing.
Sorry about the whole your mom seeing my face up your ass situation
when i got home she was standing in my front yard not wearing a shirt and halfway crying/ halfway laughing
Is it weird to wish your favorite hooker "happy thanksgiving"?
I went to BBQ fest on Wednesday and came home wearing a different shirt, so I think I did some good damage.
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