doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
If I don't come home tonight, I've died in a pile of gay.
We will have to stop frequently for food, stretching legs, interesting things on the side of the road, and sex. So you might as well eat.
Just got the orientation leader spot. For the first two days, I will be one of the best looking guys on campus. The freshman girls will be so disappointed they settled for me when everyone else comes back.
he drunkenly pissed himself on the deck, in the bathroom, and on my couch within the span of an hour
its like an avodart commercial...maybe he has a growing problem
How much is that going to cost?
A lot of beer.
The sigh of relief when u realize none of your drunk texts will result in permanent damage
Please ask me to tell you about the time I watched two of my friends chase my drunk roommate with a broken foot around downtown
You helped blow my nose... Ok it's safe to say we are on a new level of relationship..
Until you can top getting paid to have women tell you to check out their ass, my job will remain better than yours
You only have to pretend to care about soccer until July. HE'S PRETTY DONT RUIN THIS.
I've decided that it's a bad thing. But I've also decided that I don't give a fuck.
He came over and fucked me while my conference call was on mute. Working from home is the best.
Afternoon delight is playing while I take a shit at mcdonalds
Holy fuck, my entire boob is bruised! Lierally my boob is just one big bruise.
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