Your sister thinks she pees out of her clit. Did you have Sex Ed or Sunday School growing up?
Ben's a prick.
What Ben are you talking about?
All the bens across all the lands
It was like what a highfive between zeus and Jesus would sound like
no, i dont want the owner to like me bc i dedazzled my vagina
They have edible shot glasses at target.
There really is a God.
i had a dream that i had so much marijuana that i didn't know what to do with it. i woke up and cried.
So I went outside my house this morning and basically my entire front lawn is covered in gummi bears... I think that involves you guys.
Hahahaha you would not believe what I just pulled out of my vagina. Actually you probably wouldn't be surprised.
I just feel like I should give it a rest. I'm too old to be drinking bottles of grey goose and falling into koi ponds.
I heard that clinking noise from behind me and I already knew you were whipping out a Smirnoff in class. Again.
Jake and I will do a protection ritual for ur dick I don't know where she has been
We're keeping you on a leash this Saint Patrick's Day
Just escaped from the ER. Meet me at the bar in 20 minutes.
man do I wish I knew who this naked guy in my room was...
You’ve seen my tits of course he broke his wedding vows
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