I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
I woke up fully clothed on top of my sheets and i didnt even pee myself..so proud.
I feel like abortions should bother me more
after he passed out we removed everything electronic from his room, stuck in some old books and an ancient typewriter from goodwill. for 20 min. we had him convinced he'd drunk himself backward in time.
Just threw up in a trash can by the ATM. Then pulled out money for weed.
Sometimes familiar penis is best. Its like comfort food for your vagina.
You me handle of captain and a sorostitute study sesh, if we don't get laid mancards must be relinquished
So I just went to 3 different stores because there is no way I can walk out of one store with this many reeses and still have my pride.
Last night I dressed up as a cowgirl and walked into McDonald's. I bought 20 mcribs. There's pictures
im glad im back to a point in my life where i have enough sex to sometimes be offered and be like naw im good.
All I remember is while we were making out M.A.A.D City came on so I pushed him off of me so I could rap along.
Vasectomy results are in. No swimmers in the water. REPEAT. No swimmers in the water. Come help me harness my new found super-power
My throat is burning
Thats because you proceeded to drink the salsa because you thought it was alcohol...dumbass
How did the surgery go?
My face feels like a marshmallow.
All I fucking want right now is a cheeseburger the size of my face
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