My hot female boss's cubical is right next to mine with a wall between us. Do you think it is too forward to make a glory hole in the wall?
You were so drunk last night you typed www.face.come/cheese.com as if you were logging into facebook.
i was focused on more important things... like standing, and not spilling my beer
He plays me like an instrument...he is the Carlos Santana of my vagina.
He doesn't need a wingman, he needs a miracle
And you just kept trying to fit through the dog door and not drop Jello shots.
Im rolling a blunt of encouragement for you to return to
Where is a good place to buy a New Year's outfit that acknowledges I don't have tits but screams I suck dick like a champ?
You're right. Single life welcomed me back with open arms. It's like it knew it wasnt going to be long when I left.
sorry to break it to you, but he's definitely fucking that other girl now...
I wish I still at least had the bruises on my ass to remember him by.
I mean, I love her. But not "I'll have a threesome with her." Type of love.
Got serenaded to on the streets of Denver...the song was about a young banana that made really big decisions, got stds, and joined a gang. I think I like Colorado
this one kid was speed-mumbling about putting broccoli in the printer
All I'm saying is that if you have time for a 20 min shower bj you have time for me
I told him the only reason I'd sleep with him is if we have a threesome because I'll need moral support
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