and this is why I hate my dad. He got 25x more angry with me when I wanted to drive a different route then he suggested to get to his house (more scenic- thus more enjoyable) then he did when I told him I was driving drunk with 4 people in the car and I got my 5th speeding ticket last night.
there r dinosaurs outside my house i hear them
pretty sure those are just snow plows....go back to bed
tailgaiting my last final, a perfect sendoff.
arguing about whether his trip to england or my trip on acid was better
it was really bad. he went around saying "I want you inside of me" to everyone.
he does have a point though, watching you drink makes me never want to drink again
I think we should get high on adderall and nair each other again for New years.
I almost lit my balls on fire tonight.
Just woke up in his bed wearing only his shoes. I don't know how to gently say hey dude get the fuck up and take me home....regardless these are some nice shoes.
Two drag queens are fighting over me. And yet the night is still getting weirder
Gave up on finding an ashtray.... just started flicking it in my purse.
I threw a dessert topping at a baby tonight so drink up! If you stay sober tonight I will be very disappointed in you.
i looked that guy up on facebook. the one who went down on me for two hours
what's the verdict
i've been scrubbing my vag all morning
Hey, I'm sleeping in your car...lol just knock on the window in the morning
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