If you think im a hippy you should see these girls. They would scissor mother nature if they had the chance.
Just applied online. Cant stop hiccupping. May be drunk. Hope they liked my smiley faces.
im sure we could have fun without alcohol but i just dont wanna chance it...
but you must be fair and judge his penis by normal penis standards and not let your vision be clouded by the rare gem of a penis you have recently encountered
Guess who is playing his new drum set when his roommate gets home to teach her a lesson about binge drinking to the point of being taken to the emergency room?
All you need to know is that isn't jizz
You okay?
I walked into work with a banana and a loaf of bread
The resort was totally empty, just June and I. Which of course lead to EXCESSIVE day drinking and outdoor fucking. FYI Dominicans LOVE to watch.
I just wanna get high and take a fucking awesome nap. Those are my goals for the week.
He said his fantasy involved both of us fucking while stuffed into the same overalls
I feel like you can't break up with someone on 420. It's against stoner code
Fine I'll cuddle you but only for the purpose of trying to survive
Is there any reason why a taxidermic donkey head is in the shower?
DID YOU OR DID YOU NOT, PEE IN MY FUCKING TRASHCAN?!
Okay. Did I say I did anything unusual? Because I usually do weird stuff. Did I clean mirrors? My mirrors are really clean, and I think I remember having windex..
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