Actually, all he talks about is how great the sex is with her and how crappy you were at it. Stop being a bitch and gossiping masking it as self-righteousness.
I just saw a 3 year old try to break out of a daycare by driving a big wheel at full speed into a metal gate. Today is going to be epic.
She put her phone in her underwear and it somehow managed to work it's way into her vagina. she has a BLACKBERRY.
you should give me head with plastic fangs in
you came downstairs saying you were now 'dressed to impress'
what was i wearing?
nothing
He told me that I smelled like a Glade Plug-in, then sang the Menard's jingle in it's entirety in between kissing me.
Starting drinking whiskey at eight. Already had ten girls looking up my kilt to make sure I'm wearing it right.
I ended up on the roof were calling it a tie
You were running around drunk in a Toga chasing the frat's Husky. Of course they remember you.
that's all we do, eat and hve sex, eat and have sex. he thinks it's bad and that we need to talk more or whatever but I'm just not seeing the problem...
Would it be a good deed to leave a 32 pack of bud light next to a bum sleeping in the park?
It was like I was playing the clarinet on his penis. And I just kept saying I'm sorry.
So apparently someone caught him as he was falling. And carried him around the rest of the night.
Well I'm nervous now about the consequences of letting you loose
It's a big decision, I respect that you need to think about it.
I seriously just rolled a joint on my high school diploma. I feel like I've come so far.
Randomize
