don't read that magazine bro. I came in it
she thought Martin Luther king was a president at one time. I love knowing I broke up with my ex and this is what he ends up dating.
girls just need to accept the fact that i'm going to make out with their boyfriends
whispering "taste the rainbow" well having sex isn't my biggest turn on.
We'll probably be arrested for having a cheetah in our apartment anyway, so I say go for it.
Should I be alarmed that you're a regular enough at a bar to show up in sweatpants?
I may still return these pants. Depends how much they smell like alcohol by tmrw morning. I've already spilled once.
high enough to want to lick peanut butter off of Michael Buble's vocal chords as he serenades me.
Ps. I feel like I may pee myself this weekend. Either drunkenly or out of excitement. Toss up
Should we start at nine like normal people or now like alcoholics?
Lead with your genitals is the best advice I can give you.
Life seems so much brighter and more vibrant after you have sex with a 20 year old. It's like how Kansas was in black and white and Oz was in technicolor.
My house smells like bleach. Also, I do not feel bad about all the stuff I stole from the hospital while I was there.
The profile of her ass is just unreal. Weird way to use profile I know, but never more accurate
The guy whose house were at is drunkenly reading green eggs and ham to us in German
Randomize
