Girls don't like it when you cum inside them and then discuss baby names.
She asked to borrow my chapstick then said "I promise I won't get herpes on it"
what age do we have to be before we can stop fucking guys on the first date?
dude i doubt hes gay
I CAUGHT HIM BEATING OFF TO MENS HEALTH!
Yo dude either Brian has herpes or he was jerking off to Web MD 'cause I just walked in on him
A good ear swabbing is more orgasmic than sex with him
Just sit in your kitchen floor until something speaks to you.
like teasing for 28 minutes, then the very last 2 minutes is where is ALL goes down. I'm talking, rings off, stable sitting position, hand job madness.
I brought some guy back to have cheese whiz with me. Then sent him home
Was he satisfied?
No, and very vocal about it.
Except there is my pee all over the walls now
Dude. The only thing that I use less than my dick is my tennis racket. We need to play.
Can I please come dance in my bra to destiny's child with you? I'll bring the wine and the glitter
Everyday this week I have woken up to a different dick pic. It's like a dick pic a day calendar!
He woke me up at 6:30 to have sex again and afterwards, he didn't even judge me when I asked him if he wanted some rum. I think I found my soulmate.
EMERGENCY SUBJECT CHANGE. SHE DOESN'T KNOW.
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