We went to his house and he brought a jar of pickles to bed. I think im in love.
Using what I learned in my global terrorism class last semester to sneak booze onto my cruise. thanks college.
It's only 8pm and Karl already got a stripper fired.
they wouldn't let me take the pitcher of beer on the ferris wheel
If we both finish he brings me a beer and cookies, if only he finishes I get wine and cheesecake. I think I'm in love.
I need to hump something and I know u understand.
Well despite the fact that I'm still not entirely sure this isn't an elaborate/cunning plan to kill me, I'm in.
I found her face down on the kitchen floor asking anybody who walked by for Kraft Dinner
I apologize in advance for the number of sex toys drying on the bathroom sink.
She picked me up from the bar in her underwear.
She has a bong hits for Jesus shirt. Of course I'm going to like her.
I'm glad you found someone that both loves you and is cool doing coke off your tits. Proud of you.
I'm actually really happy I can say that my first body shot was out of a gay strippers massively ripped chest
He's a fucking ninja- think of the things he can probably do with his dick.
I just revenge puked in his shoes. This is gonna be a fun night :)
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