they say Disney World is the happiest place on Earth. It's a close second to the Super 8 on route 18. That place holds some great memories.
i'm stoned. there's a jazz trio playing outside across the street...scared that mike myers will appear & start yelling 'woman...WHOA MAN. WHOOOA MAN.' i'm snapping my fingers.
I think in growing up..I've been having a hard time masterbating to fictional characters
i just woke up to 15 people singing a whole new world
The one from last night got me a whole floor of Eskimo Brothers. There was a celebration of high fiving as I left
Between the hair pulling and the choking its its more like combat than sex
Sorry I have an "Operation Iraqi Freedom" fantasy
She thought that based on the way she feels that she got drugged last night, but come on, her turn on word is hello, who needs to drug that??
just filed my taxes drunk as balls. i may be going to jail.
I believe I can fly has to be one of the most inspirational songs of our time. Seriously R. Kelly nailed it
Then he went and peed on those teenagers.
Please keep in mind you are asking relationship advice from a girl who fucked a guy just because we have the same name. Just keep that in mind.
We sexted for four hours straight. Is this really what my life has come to?
Compositionally, that's actually a really nice picture.
And your penis looks really nice too.
WHAT THE FUCK I JUST PULLED TWO TAMPONS OUT OF MY VAGINA. WHERE DID THE OTHER ONE COME FROM??
....surprise!
I'm alone, 3 beers in, and cutting tshirts into belly tops.
I will not go because I am a man of my word and of my penis.
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