how do you spell 'special'? like slow?
S P E L L C H E C K
No you dumbass thats not right
Can we progress our friendship to a point where i'm at least granted a blowjob allowance?
I feel so grown up. I just went to home depot to buy actual home improvement supplies instead of stuff to make a bong with.
So i wrote 'don't sex me' on my stomach, so that if we got to a point where my shirt is off - he would know how i really feel, not just the alcohol talking
how did that work out?
Well, all the water washed it off, so we ended up fucking since i didn't have my reminder...
So apparently the christmas orgy was a complete disaster
And you kept repeating "I didn't know know that this was a no blow job zone."
I feel like I owe it to them to wear pants.
And some old guy told me Jesus loves me and I laughed super hard and told him sinning is fun. Hahaha
I could only remember yelling "rip it down" as he ninja jumped off the bed, kicked the wall, and superman punched the fire alarm off the ceiling.
I've always wondered why you never put the hotel room in your name...
I asked you if you needed a ride and you kept saying "no, my name is katelyn"
if i ever get hit by a car or something and become paralyzed promise me youll still be here to hand feed me shots and light my bowls please
He held the kayak still so I wouldn't tip over while projectile vomiting. If that ain't true love, I don't know what is...
So red wine goes with eggs, right? Because that's all I have in the house to cook and the drinking options are either wine or scotch
All I want is a wedding with a dress and a veil and where I can go and my cat can go.
just so you know they found you begging for money at the L station. What the fuck did you drink last night?
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