Is masturbating to pics of your ex on Facebook considered cheating?
You are proof that most things are best left unsaid.
Got 6 blowjobs in one weekend... new personal best.
Your remote is drenched in lotion and you expect me to believe you weren't masturbating?!
Had a student tell me he misses the old Four Loko. He's in 7th grade. No one is allowed to claim I started drinking too young ever again.
In order of importance: Where am I? Where's my car? Where are my clothes? Who is this chick in the room?
Anne's couch, the bar, your car, Anne.
as you might have guessed from my lack of texts, the herpes have calmed down.
What do I wear to meet his family/put his dog to sleep? Is there even an appropriate outfit for this occasion?
I found him with a guitar and his kitten in his room. He was singing a song he'd titled "you're a cat". Guess what most of the lyrics were...
Aparently i was the only guy at her parents bbq throwing up in the pool so Im the asshole right...
I like to think of you as more a magic eight ball of my life's journey?
The nausea has returned and I can't handle such things to exit my body so violently
So I'm hiding in my bathroom smoking bowls because my landlords kids came over to visit my dog... My life has reached a new low
some kid just came up 2 me bleeding yelling "thats how u riot"
I'm bleeding and have questions
you have 30 seconds to convince me not to grab this guy's crotch in front of his girlfriend
Randomize
