please come get me his dick is out. i'm sitting on his couch and his dick is out. come now
he told me he expects me to keep the fangs on when i go down on him. presumptuous, yes, but man after my own heart.
I just noticed my teeth are no longer straight. Wondering if anyone had an explanation.
they still hired me even though my background check came back with a warrent for my arrest.
By the way when you were super fucked up last night, you ate cat food and tried to tell me it was healthy for you
Quick! What do I wear on a 4 hour road trip with an older guy in the army I had pantomime sex with in a hotel a few months ago?
I feel like satan and death had a baby that took a shit that replaced my brain.
I definitely think you should enjoy one last spring break being a sorostitute before you get serious and settle down with price charming. I mean hes not going to be there any way. he can wait a week.
So, I had a dream last night that involved you as an actual cloaked Captain America and a lot of weird sex, and I didn't hate it.
She told me she loves wine, but hates the mud butt the next day. Dude, way to much info on a second date.
Well my parents know I get medical Cannabis they saw me on the news at the dispensary
But what we lack in money, we make up for in dry humor and drugs
We're meant to be. Apparently God wants me to get dicked down pretty good too so I'm not complaining about destiny
It was hands down the most magical fuck I've ever had
It was the only fuck you've ever had..
I just remembered that I totally burped into someones mouth when we were making out. I was really smooth about it so he didn't notice.
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