We all just poured out a sip of our drinks for you. One for our pussy whipped homie.
just watched her puke in her purse and put it back on the bar. then half hour later put her hand in her bag to get a pen to give me her number. I bet she is game for anything
I don't understand why everytime I fuck his bestfriend he seems more interested in me...
I told her I had the flu when in reality I did way too many drugs last night, haven't slept and don't want to sit through a 3 hour buisness meeting trying to figure out which voices are real and which are in my head
When he grabbed my tits it felt like he was either giving me a mammogram or trying to pierce my nipples with his fingers.
I think online classes were designed around the concept of day drinking.
My mom now keeps ice cubes on hand for my bong water. We may be able to work this relationship out.
WHY DID I INFORM THE ENTIRE BATHROOM I DONT HAVE AN STD?!?!?!!
Ive never seen one person more proud of themselves of peeing in public and getting away with it.
My taste buds are fucked up, everything tastes like fire after last night.
I JUST HAD A FLASH MEMORY OF DOING A SHOT OF WHISKEY WITH MY BEER YOU WERE SUPPOSED TO PUNCH ME IN THE FACE TO PREVENT THAT FROM HAPPENING.
You were definitely drunk. You gave him an otphj in front of everyone.
I'm more worried that you thought licking a pole on Bourbon street would turn me on
fuck off. It's 10am and I'm drink gin and ginger ale through a twizzler straw. My life is marvellous
Just had a small freak out because I couldn't get my bra unhooked and thought I was gonna be stuck in it forever.
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