Why can't I find a man that likes bush instead of a vagina that looks like it belongs to a prepubescent child!
Because men are children
Touche
and she said "My body is an orphanage, I take everybody in"...
we flagged you as soon as you tried to put the lime in the microwave to prove it was really a kiwi. again.
Went to get my tattoo today. Found out the piercing girl is bi. I may just get my nipples done to get hit on tomorrow. Confidence is low these days.
It wasn't random sex though, it was almost a relationship, built on lies and sex
got into a fight with a bouncer over who's moustache is better again last night...
I actually didn't mind her sub-par blowjob skills.. It took me back to a time when skipping class was noticed, and my liver didn't look like a worn out shoe
Im rolling a blunt of encouragement for you to return to
Before you even think your day was worse than mine, I had to disinfect and and stitch another dude's penis after his prince Albert got ripped out by an angry chick.
You don't understand. There's baclava and there's post sex baclava. You can't compare the two.
If it snows I'm making an igloo and getting wasted in it
I thought I came here to hook up, not for a Study Abroad 101 session
Haha. I found pics last week of me getting motorboated by a girl while i was taking a shot. Hahaha in my wedding dress. Classy
So chicken strips and confidence do not you make you sober.
There’s a stripper dressed like a slutty pilgrim. Is that a thing?
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