He looked like the mexican version of Steve Carrell with a unibrow.
I can hear my fat mexican neighbor yelling "do you like that!" ...I hope its not his dog
My room should be renamed "Land of the Misfit Condoms."
We gave a starfish gin and Lucky Charms. I think it enjoyed it. Best trip to the beach ever.
This is just what we do. We meet guys, go back to their place, smoke all their weed & go home to compete in out own version of Cupcake Wars.
The only thought that went through my head was "that would be an absolute disaster" so of course I said yes
I need to pack up my vagina and leave. We only do bad things together.
Sorry I disappeared. Do you hate me?
Not at all, did you not hear me clapping outside your car on our way out?
On a Thurs night I found myself drunk in a limo w 9 dudes on my way to a strip club. Once there I was handed $100 in ones and told "spend it." I need a husband. Or Jesus.
Actually here it's more "lie around naked in a dark room" weather.
My drug dealer bought me a book for Christmas. What a gentleman.
Best news I’ve heard all day. Cookies and dick. What more could a girl ask for?
Last night I made out with two lesbians while dancing with another girl. I'm pretty sure it wasn't even real life.
I want to find him again. His Corona tank top and I were made for each other.
What should I list for life skills
How about home wrecking? You’re excellent at that
Hmm...that is a life skill in Southern California
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